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I Have 99 Problems Funny Cat Hoodie

$59.99 USD

Size:

Hoodie Size Guide

We highly recommend measuring one of your hoodies or similar garments at home and comparing it with the measurements in this guide. As our hoodies run true to size, we suggest ordering one size larger than your usual size if you prefer a baggy fit.

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Size chart for hoodies on Hoodies Store

A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the hoodie.

B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the hoodie.

Inches:

Size Label	Length (in)	Width (in)
S	27	20
M	28	21
L	29	23
XL	30	25
2XL	31	26 ½
3XL	32	28

Centimetres:

Size Label	Length (cm)	Width (cm)
S	68.6	50.8
M	71	53.3
L	73.7	58.4
XL	76.2	63.5
2XL	78.7	67.3
3XL	81.3	71

Variant

Embrace the playful side of pet ownership with our charming cat hoodie featuring the candid confession, "I Have 99 Problems, My human is one of them." This graphic design showcases a defiant tabby cat perched atop its throne of scratching posts and cat trees, cheekily raising its middle finger. It's a great reminder of our lovable yet sassy attitude feline friends.

Materials & Fabric

65% Ring-Spun Cotton, 35% Polyester (varies by color)
Charcoal Heather is 60% Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester, Carbon Grey is 55% Ring-Spun Cotton / 45% Polyester
100% Cotton Face – Perfect for vibrant, high-resolution DTG prints.
Premium 3-End Fleece – Reduces pilling, with a plush interior for warmth and a smooth exterior for a high-end look.
Fabric Weight: 8.5 oz./yd² (288.2 g/m²) – Mid-weight fleece for warmth and breathability.

Fit & Design

Structured, Modern Fit – More tailored than regular hoodies; size up for an oversized look.
3-Panel Hood – A structured design for a better fit, eliminating the pointed shape of traditional hoods.
Matching Flat Drawstrings – Sleek and adjustable for a clean, minimalist look.
Front Pouch Pocket – Spacious kangaroo pocket for convenience and a casual aesthetic.

Print Quality & Durability

Direct-to-Garment Printing – Uses eco-friendly NeoPigment™ inks for sharp, high-resolution graphics.
Long-Lasting Prints – Won’t fade, crack, or peel, even after multiple washes.
Smooth Cotton Face – Ensures exceptional ink absorption for bold, crisp designs.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent & similar colors.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary – avoid fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low or hang-dry for the longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if needed, but do not iron the graphic print.
Do not dry clean.

More Details

For an in-depth breakdown of this hoodie’s materials, fit, print quality, and care, visit our Learn More About Our Hoodies page.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

We recommend checking our sizing guides before ordering to find the best fit for you:

If you're between sizes, we suggest sizing up for a more relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

Not at all. We use premium direct-to-garment (DTG) printing that's designed to last. Wash cold and inside-out to keep it looking fresh.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes! We ship to select countries worldwide. You can view full details on our Shipping & Delivery page.

Ethically Made - Mill-direct, WRAP-certified production.

Made to Order – No mass production, no waste.

Premium Quality - Soft & durable for all-day comfort.

Global Shipping - We deliver worldwide.